Maybe the solution is that we kill as many Palestinians as possible, so the few of them that remain do not bother you.Bassem YoussefCategoriesSarcastische
There is upsides to living in an attic. It’s all very peaceful. You might even get a book out of it.Henning WehnCategoriesSarcastische
I would really applaud Israel for doing one thing that no military force in the world does.Bassem YoussefCategoriesSarcastische
All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything.Bill BurrCategoriesSarcastische
I’ve been to Hollywood. It’s a lotta Jews. Like a lot. But that doesn’t mean anything! There’s a lot of black people in Ferguson, Missouri. Doesn’t mean we run the place.Dave ChappelleCategoriesSarcastische
Thinking about the future of the human race and what’s going on in the world today, secondary smoke is a real issue for me.Steve HughesCategoriesSarcastische
The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.”Jim JefferiesCategoriesSarcastischeTags Religie
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.George CarlinCategoriesSarcastische
People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots.Jimmy CarrCategoriesSarcastische
Wat is er nou eigenlijk gebeurd? Er zijn wat vliegtuigen in wat gebouwen gevlogen. Jezus, kom op man, we zijn toch allemaal jong geweest?Theo MaassenCategoriesSarcastische
Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other.Bill BurrCategoriesSarcastische
I knew Americans got irony when I came across the legislation “No child left behind”Ken RobinsonCategoriesSarcastische
You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea.Bill BurrCategoriesSarcastischeTags Vrouw
I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure.Jimmy CarrCategoriesSarcastische
“We can’t forget, we have to remember so we’ll never do it again.” Well, that’s working out.Steve HughesCategoriesSarcastische
What annoys me about reincarnation is that almost everybody was someone special in a previous life.Robin WilliamsCategoriesSarcastische
Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault.Louis C.K.CategoriesSarcastische
Ik ben dol op acteren. Het is zoveel echter dan het leven.Oscar WildeCategoriesSarcastischeTags Leven
Het is verboden om te doden; daarom worden alle moordenaars gestraft, tenzij ze doden in grote aantallen en op de maat van trompetten.VoltaireCategoriesSarcastische