Bill Burr uitspraken
Bill Burr, geboren in Canton, Massachusetts (1968), is een Amerikaans cabaretier en acteur. Voorbeelden van zijn shows zijn You People Are All The Same en Why Do I Do This? Ook heeft hij gespeeld in o.a. de serie Breaking Bad.
I know you’re not supposed to make fun of fat people. I don’t know why though. They’re not a race, they’re not a religion. It’s totally curable. Eat an apple and go for a walk.
There’s an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country.
Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other.
You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea.
That’s what killed me. Nerds. Nerds run the world.
Don’t you realize after your third loser kid, you don’t have the DNA to make somebody special?
Stats are so fucking stupid.
You can’t hit women, you can’t, you honestly cannot. Have you ever seen how they fall? They fall like toddlers.
There’s this guy from Nestlé that doesn’t think water is a human right. That guy should be hunted down and shot.
I’m sick of them telling me shit is shocking that is completely obvious.
We like our beer the way we like our violence, domestic.
New phone can’t fit the old charger, this is your hero?
