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People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots.

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I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure.

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When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’.

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Child abuse, there’s a touchy subject.

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If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus?

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The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus”.

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It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up.

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They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews.

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People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with.

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I’ll tell you what I know about dwarfs. Very little.

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People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots.

I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure.

When a man changes his Facebook status from ‘Single’ to ‘In a relationship’ I think it should say ‘Under new management’.

Child abuse, there’s a touchy subject.

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus?

The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus”.

It’s actually easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t. Grow up.

They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews.

People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, yeah, if only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with.

I’ll tell you what I know about dwarfs. Very little.