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Sarcastische uitspraken en grove zinnen. Lekker niet-alledaagse opmerkingen, om te shockeren of simpelweg om het ijs te breken.

Maybe the solution is that we kill as many Palestinians as possible, so the few of them that remain do not bother you.

Bassem Youssef
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Sarcastische

There is upsides to living in an attic. It’s all very peaceful. You might even get a book out of it.

Henning Wehn
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I would really applaud Israel for doing one thing that no military force in the world does.

Bassem Youssef
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All these goddamn groups out there. Bitch, moaning, and complaining anytime anybody says anything.

Bill Burr
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Sarcastische

I’ve been to Hollywood. It’s a lotta Jews. Like a lot. But that doesn’t mean anything! There’s a lot of black people in Ferguson, Missouri. Doesn’t mean we run the place.

Dave Chappelle
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Thinking about the future of the human race and what’s going on in the world today, secondary smoke is a real issue for me.

Steve Hughes
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The Bible should be one sheet of paper. And on that sheet of paper it should say, “Try not to be a cunt.”

Jim Jefferies
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Religie

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin
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People that adhere to political correctness are, in my opinion, retarded faggots.

Jimmy Carr
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Wat is er nou eigenlijk gebeurd? Er zijn wat vliegtuigen in wat gebouwen gevlogen. Jezus, kom op man, we zijn toch allemaal jong geweest?

Theo Maassen
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There’s an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country.

Bill Burr
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Sarcastische

Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings. You know, where they dress up like pheasants and fuck each other.

Bill Burr
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Sarcastische

I knew Americans got irony when I came across the legislation “No child left behind”

Ken Robinson
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Sarcastische

You know what’s funny? There’s actually people out there that think a woman being president is actually a good idea.

Bill Burr
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Vrouw

I’m sorry I called you a cunt there. I’m sure you don’t have the depth or the capacity to give pleasure.

Jimmy Carr
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"We can't forget, we have to remember so we'll never do it again." Well, that's working out.

“We can’t forget, we have to remember so we’ll never do it again.” Well, that’s working out.

Steve Hughes
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What annoys me about reincarnation is that almost everybody was someone special in a previous life.

Robin Williams
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Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault.

Louis C.K.
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Ik ben dol op acteren. Het is zoveel echter dan het leven.

Oscar Wilde
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Leven

Het is verboden om te doden; daarom worden alle moordenaars gestraft, tenzij ze doden in grote aantallen en op de maat van trompetten.

Voltaire
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Sarcastische
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