Snelkookpan, snelkookpan, vrouwen met een dikke kop daar hou ik niet zo van.Hans TeeuwenCategoriesGrappige
Kansen kloppen misschien slechts eenmaal aan, maar verleiding leunt tegen de deurbel.OnbekendCategoriesGrappigeTags Verleiding
Neem in uw hoofd “heel veel plankjes”, verdubbel dat aantal en je hebt een IKEA stapelbed.Youp van t HekCategoriesGrappige
I actually resent the fact that I’m going to get judged someday. Like if that’s true. That somebody is going to judge me. It doesn’t even make any sense. Dude, you made me. This is your fuckup. Let’s not try to turn this around on me.Bill BurrCategoriesGrappige
W. Bush is a motivational speaker now. It’s kind of cool. It’s kind of like having Lindsay Lohan as a guidance counselor.Robin WilliamsCategoriesGrappige
We waren wel gescheiden van bed, maar niet van tafel zodat wij het noodgedwongen op de tafel moesten doen.Herman FinkersCategoriesGrappige
“Our father who art in heaven…” Where’s our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom?Louis C.K.CategoriesGrappige
Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.George CarlinCategoriesGrappige
Do you think sharks would be embarrassed if they knew that we can all see their fins sticking out on top of the water?Louis C.K.CategoriesGrappige
There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed.Ricky GervaisCategoriesGrappige
You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?Sheldon CooperCategoriesGrappige
The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I don’t care if this does look racist, I’m getting off the bus”.Jimmy CarrCategoriesGrappige
You do something good you feel good. You do something bad you feel bad. Unless you’re like a sociopath, then you’ll feel shit.Bill BurrCategoriesGrappige
Out-of-bed gel. Dat is gel die moet je in je haren smeren als je net uit bed komt en dan zit je haar alsof je net uit bed komt.Theo MaassenCategoriesGrappige