Louis C.K. uitspraken
Louis C.K., geboren in Washington, D.C. (1967), is een Mexicaans-Amerikaans cabaretier, regisseur en acteur.
America is like a terrible girlfriend to the rest of the world. When somebody hurts America, she remembers it forever. But if she does anything bad, she’s like “What?! I didn’t do anything!”.
Maybe if you get shot by the guy you were just shooting at it’s a tiny bit you’re fault.
“Our father who art in heaven…” Where’s our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom?
Do you think sharks would be embarrassed if they knew that we can all see their fins sticking out on top of the water?
I don’t wanna go to hell. I don’t like new places.
I have a lot of beliefs. And I live by none of them.
I’m 40 now. I’m half dead basically.
