George Carlin uitspraken
George Carlin, geboren in Manhattan (1937), was een Amerikaanse cabaretier die bekend stond om zijn kritische humor over politiek, religie, de Engelse taal en diverse taboe onderwerpen.
The table is tilted folks, the game is rigged.
Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet.
The God excuse. The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, “It came from God.”
How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet?
When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exagerate claims; religion.
Just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.
If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.
There’s nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya.
If there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would fuck things up like this.
They’re against street crime, providing that street isn’t Wallstreet.
De voornaamste reden waarom de Kerstman zo vrolijk is, is omdat hij weet waar alle stoute meisjes wonen.
I love individuals. Every person you look at – you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking.
At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up?
Is het je ooit opgevallen dat iedereen die langzamer dan jij rijdt een idioot is, maar iedereen die sneller gaat een maniak?
